Bent Orange Vodka
I cut the alcoholic Freezer Pop open and wondered how it would taste. I like Freezer Pops and I thought the "Bent Orange" flavor would be good. I wasn't a big fan of Vodka but liked the pseudo-orange flavor of cheap Freezer Pops. "Bent Orange" sounded like a fun flavor. I snipped a sliver off the top and squished it back and forth to break up the ice. I was looking forward to the taste of "Bent Orange". I took my 1st sip of it & tasted not orange flavor at all but vodka. I felt stymied. Where was the Orange deliciousness with a hint of Vodka that I could eat quickly & catch a nice buzz with after my busy shift at work. I'm not a big drinker of alcohol. Coffee is more my vice of choice. I wouldn't know good Grey Goose Vodka from the "Well" brand so I wouldn't know if the over-powering taste of Vodka from the alcoholic freezer pop was what it was all about. I couldn't get past it. The freezer pop began to melt quickly although I could still feel smooth crushed ice in the plastic tube. I kept sipping hoping to like the combined test of over-powering vodka and Bent Orange flavoring. I could feel the alcohol making its way into my system but I still didn't LIKE the taste of the vodka. A vodka-aficionado I will never be. As I continued sipping, my alcohol-tinged mind began to merge with alternative realities and I felt him there.
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